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surgeonakhlaq

PAKISTAN
Posted - Saturday, November 20, 2004  -  11:32 PM Reply with quote
Once there was a plumber opposite to whom a doctor opened a clinic.

Daily, there was a rush of the patients with the doctor while only a few customers of the plumber.

One day the plumber thought, “If I were a doctor”. So he left his plumbership and changed his workshop into a clinic after purchasing all the equipment.

After few minutes, a patient of chest pain came to him. After examining, he said to the patient, “You need your basin and water closet to be changed”.
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Tuesday, November 30, 2004  -  10:45 AM Reply with quote
hope he did not open him up ?


ps added:
http://www.studying-islam.org/forum/forum.aspx?forumid=27
surgeonakhlaq

PAKISTAN
Posted - Thursday, December 02, 2004  -  8:19 PM Reply with quote
STAGING OF MAN’S MARITAL LIFE

Before engagement just a man

After engagement, a superman

After marriage, a gentleman

After one year, a governessman

After ten years, a washerman

After twenty years, a watchman

After thirty years? A man or something man like?
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Sunday, December 12, 2004  -  2:13 PM Reply with quote
PS

http://www.studying-islam.org/forum/topic.aspx?topicid=1122&lang=&forumid=27
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Wednesday, January 05, 2005  -  11:22 AM Reply with quote


http://www.studying-islam.org/forum/forum.aspx?forumid=27&lang=
ibrahim

PAKISTAN
Posted - Monday, January 17, 2005  -  7:24 AM Reply with quote
Straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange Information
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Monday, January 17, 2005  -  7:41 PM Reply with quote
yes it does sound interesting dear loveall

plz do explain the joke

really a difficult one like greater n lesser sacs of the peritoneum! easy for abdominal surgeons though i suppose
wassalaam
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Saturday, January 29, 2005  -  11:07 AM Reply with quote


http://www.studying-islam.org/forum/topic.aspx?topicid=1226&lang=&forumid=27
saqi12345

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Monday, February 07, 2005  -  11:59 PM Reply with quote
Thank you "Love all" for the jokes, but I think they need to be a bit trimmed and within certain limits to suite the standard of this site. Regards.
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Sunday, February 13, 2005  -  1:09 PM Reply with quote
http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/


we wish we could feel/see these Divine Eyes always
Sweet16

USA
Posted - Friday, February 25, 2005  -  10:05 PM Reply with quote
Salaam Alaikum to all the sisters and brothers. i have been registered to this online academy for a while however, never participated. therefore thisis my first time and i really don't know how the system works. so if anyone of u receive this message would u kindly explain how i can keep myself updated with the forums? and how can i actually become a daily student of this place in order to actually feel like im learning and being tested upon the topics i read about?
Jazakallahu Khairan...it's nice to be here alreayd & i'm sure i will always be warmly welcomed like all the other brothers and sisters have been:)
Fi'amanillah
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Saturday, February 26, 2005  -  3:26 AM Reply with quote
w'assalaam(peace) and you are warmly welcomed to studying Islam and forums Dear Sweet 16.
You have launched at the Smile a While forum and you can visit this for your breaks from serious course studies

For our offered courses ps Link

http://www.studying-islam.org/courselist.aspx
Some other Links

http://www.studying-islam.org/forum/ (Course n general forums)

http://www.studying-islam.org/forum/forum.aspx?forumid=31 (Youngminds)

http://www.studying-islam.org/forum/forum.aspx?forumid=36 (Communities)

http://www.studying-islam.org/forum/forum.aspx?forumid=34 ( Interfaith forum)

and many other when you'll browse
Happy surfin

regards
henna
ibrahim

PAKISTAN
Posted - Saturday, February 26, 2005  -  8:49 AM Reply with quote
Thanks a Lot Sister Henna for helping Dear sweet16

wa Alaikum us Salaam dear Sister in Islaam


You are v v v WARMLY welcomed. We really need Participants, ACTIVE like you, who take this website as an Online Academy & feel that Visiting the site DAILY (or as Frequently as Possible) is their MORAL Responsibility. For becoming a DAILY student I would like to advise that please try to do these things:

1- Your MOST important DUTY is to GO THROUGH your Selected Courses & Complete them ONE by ONE.
2- Discuss the Points U want to at their Respective Forums & before Taking any Quiz read the Prev. Discussions present in the Forums.
3- Don't Forget to LOOK at ALL the "Active Topics" , Read them & Participate as MUCH as you can & Plz Don't shy to say OR ask anything.
4- Scroll Down the Home Page. You will find "Recent Discussions" , "Recent Articles" & "Recent Questions". You Can Daily benefit from them & All other Useful material present there.
5- You can read "Newsletter". They are Issued On 1st & 16th of Every Month.

And there are MANY more things to Do. Plz feel FREE to ask ME (or ANY other person) for any kind of Help.

Sweet16

USA
Posted - Saturday, February 26, 2005  -  11:37 PM Reply with quote
Asalaam alaikum...I am glad to be here and regret y I hadn't joined before. Well it's never to late to strive towards to right path. I thank u sisters & brothers for giving me a warm welcome This motivates me more. Now I will follow the procedure Sis. Heena and bro. Ibrahim have given. Then after that I'll report to u guys and Inshallah hope to become an active participant, Ameen.
Take care and may Allah (SWT) bless u all!
Fi' amanillah
ibrahim

PAKISTAN
Posted - Monday, February 28, 2005  -  6:54 AM Reply with quote
wa Alaikum us Salaam ... We ar more GLAD than YOU that you are HERE now. YEAH, it's never to late to strive towards to right path.
Plz if you dont mind your Serious Participation is NEEDED anywhere ELSE in other Forums, not much here at "Smiles"

Take care and may Allah (SWT) bless u all!
Fee Amaan i Allah
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Sunday, April 03, 2005  -  3:56 PM Reply with quote
yes surgeon. there isn't a doubt about wat you hv said and we hope to continue having balanced smiles over here insh'Allah

wassalaam

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