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xxbasxx

UNITED KINGDOM
Topic initiated on Monday, April 26, 2004  -  10:37 PM Reply with quote
Hi Inzmam!!!


After the defeat of Pakistani cricket team to india in Lahore, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Inzmam could not resist for too long to be in hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. he meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Inzmam !"
Inzmam comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain - the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Inzmam!".
He goes back and returns as a fully covered lady in burqa/veil etc. All in vain.Still the same woman recognized and said louder this time"Hi Inzmam!"

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recongise me?"

The lady whispered - "I am Shoaib Akhtar!"


(rcvd with thnx: from nashanas khan)

Edited by: hkhan on Saturday, May 08, 2004 11:14 PM
henna

DENMARK
Posted - Monday, May 10, 2004  -  5:15 PM Reply with quote
A good one:-)
surgeonakhlaq

PAKISTAN
Posted - Friday, October 8, 2004  -  9:21 PM Reply with quote
Assalaamu’alaikum,
Thanks God, Inzamam had not the bat in his hand otherwise “No whispering” but “Ohh dharrh woh, Ohh dharrh woh... ” (Loud shouts).
Dr. Akhlaq
sparklegirl

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Sunday, November 7, 2004  -  4:09 PM Reply with quote
Yeah
A good 1 bas
xxx
fatimaYeah
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Monday, November 7, 2005  -  11:41 AM Reply with quote
pakistan vs england now; in pakistan
who to pray for
Shahzad

IRELAND
Posted - Monday, November 7, 2005  -  11:35 PM Reply with quote
i'd choose pakistan over england? why? cuz i don't live in england
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Tuesday, November 8, 2005  -  6:10 AM Reply with quote
hmm....wat do you recommend for us then
xxbasxx

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Tuesday, November 8, 2005  -  7:55 PM Reply with quote
i vote for Pakistan cos if they lose im gonna be humiliated *cos im Pakistani :P*

i wonder why / how cricket became such an important thing?

.xXx.
Wassalam
.xXx.
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Friday, November 11, 2005  -  10:25 AM Reply with quote
just as why/how basket ball became so imp for you my dear little ghazal
usmani790

PAKISTAN
Posted - Monday, November 14, 2005  -  3:28 AM Reply with quote
Ist Test 2nd Day Report.

RawalPindi Express's Engine Failed and Kanaria's Magic is not working.
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Monday, November 14, 2005  -  10:13 AM Reply with quote
hmm.... and i hv heard this morn. that something gud has happened in multan
usmani790

PAKISTAN
Posted - Wednesday, November 16, 2005  -  9:15 AM Reply with quote
Pakistan Won the Test.What a Marvellous Performance By Pakistan.Defeated England By 22 Runs.I have all simpthy with english fans,don't cry please.

Edited by: usmani790 on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 5:55 AM
nuttynum

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Wednesday, November 16, 2005  -  6:09 PM Reply with quote
WE WONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Saturday, November 26, 2005  -  2:37 PM Reply with quote
umhmm...cough cough...what do you mean nuttynum
where is the next match btw?
hkhan

UNITED KINGDOM
Posted - Saturday, January 14, 2006  -  10:58 PM Reply with quote
ok what's happening now
six hundred and what???
usmani790

PAKISTAN
Posted - Tuesday, January 17, 2006  -  3:40 AM Reply with quote
India in Pakistan

Today is the fifth day of 1st test.This match is expected to be ended with no result.This pitch (Lahore)is not helping the bowlers in any way.Five days wasted,PCB have to look into it.

Edited by: usmani790 on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 7:03 AM

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