hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Saturday, August 28, 2004 - 1:04 AM 
have it pls!
(rcvd from mehboob alam)
A family in
Karachi was puzzled
when the coffin of their dead mother
arrived from the USA . It was sent by
one of the daughters. The dead body
was so tightly squeezed inside the
coffin with no space left in it !
When they opened the
lid, they found a letter
on top , which read as follows:
"Dear brothers
and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to
you, since it was her wish that she should be
cremated in the grave yard in mewa shah.
Sorry, I could not come along as all
of my paid leaves are consumed.
You will find inside
the coffin ,
under Amma's body, 12 cans of cheese,
10 packets of chocolates and 8 packets
of Badam.
Please divide these among
all of you. On Amma's feet you will
find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10)
for Kassam Bhai . Also, there are 2 pairs
of shoes for Jubeda's and Jarina's sons.
Hope the sizes are correct.
Amma is
wearing 6 American T-Shirts.
The large size is
for Sattar
Bhai
and the others are for my nephews.
Just distribute them among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing
are for the boys. The Swiss watch that
Johra
Bai wanted is on Amma's left wrist.
Kulsum Aunty,
Amma is wearing the
necklace, earrings and ring that you
asked for. Please take them. The 6 white
cotton socks that Amma is wearing
must be divided among my teenager nephews.
Please distribute all these uniformly and
if anything more required tell me now,
since our Abba is also not keeping well
nowadays ." 
Edited by: hkhan on Saturday, August 28, 2004 1:19 AM |
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