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INDIA
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 Topic initiated on Tuesday, May 11, 2010 - 12:58 PM 
TAKEOFF
This is your captain welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board.
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt.
For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat .
And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
We have an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our
passengers have reached their destination.
Thanking you all for choosing Our Airliner to fly for the first and last
time, I Wish you a nice trip. |
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