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aboosait
INDIA
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 Topic initiated on Friday, May 7, 2010 - 12:13 PM 
Woman and Butcher
When a woman requested a whole roaster at the market the other day, the butcher didn't let on that the bird he presented her was the last one.
"Do you have one that's a little larger?" she asked.
"Of course," said the butcher.
He took the roaster behind the counter, away from view, and made a lot of noise rolling it around the ice as if he were searching for just the right chicken. He then showed the same bird to her.
"Better," she said. "Do you have one with a little more meat on it?"
He took the chicken, rolled it in the ice and offered it up a third time.
"Great," the woman said. "I'll take all three." |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Posted - Tuesday, May 11, 2010 - 4:55 PM 
hmm...see how innocent women are  |
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aboosait
INDIA
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Posted - Wednesday, May 12, 2010 - 10:42 AM
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hmm...see how innocent women are
innocent or cunning? She knew all along what was going on but pretended innocent only to make the butcher realise that he cant fool women of her type.  |
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hkhan
UNITED KINGDOM
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Posted - Wednesday, May 19, 2010 - 6:13 PM
but i heard from bbc on way today that man lies more than a woman does. according to the stats, average man lies 1098 times in a year i.e. 3 lies per day and average woman lies only 728 times per year i.e. only 2 lies per day...
(don;t ask me whether the presenter saying this was a man or a woman  ) |
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aboosait
INDIA
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Posted - Sunday, May 30, 2010 - 5:59 PM
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but i heard from bbc on way today that man lies more than a woman does.
What has that to do with the present topic? |
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sista_amina
NEW ZEALAND
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Posted - Tuesday, June 8, 2010 - 10:23 AM
Obviously that the man showing the three chickens was lying to the woman. Just like you are lying to yourself asking this question.  |
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aboosait
INDIA
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Posted - Tuesday, June 8, 2010 - 6:34 PM
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Obviously that the man showing the three chickens was lying to the woman. Just like you are lying to yourself asking this question.
I got the answer.
Jazakallahu khair. |
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