samra
UNITED KINGDOM
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 Topic initiated on Friday, March 26, 2010 - 12:57 AM 
Why is woman half a witness..
A Yorkshire Grandma in Court
In a trial the prosecuting attorney called a local grandma as his witness. He approached her at the stand"So Mrs.Russel, do you know me?" She responded,"Why, yes! I know you Malcolm since as a boy. Always running away from classes. Frankly you have been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat, manipulate others pretending to be the boss and talk behind their backs, a great sexist I would call you, cheating on your wife and bullying other women. Your wife has dumped you finally!You think you are a big shot when you know you are never going to mount to more than a two bit paper-pusher. Yes I know you!"
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room, "Mrs. Russel, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes I know Mr.Billy since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted and his kids pee in pants when their mum is away at work because he is busy backbiting others and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relation with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire estate.Not to mention he has always been a threat to women including his wife with his complex ways."
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both the counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice, said,
"If either of you two idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."
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